Wednesday, January 19, 2011

You want to hate me?

Be my guest.
Or should I say, take a number. Cause I have hundreds waiting in line for that membership.
Seriously, I know I'm not that nice. But I would never hate a person. NEVER. I've always felt that hate is too strong untuk digunapakai secara berleluasa. Apparently, though, ramai orang benci kat saya.
So if you're one of that person, get in line ok? Let me print some more borang permohonan first.
Terms and Conditions:
  1. You have a substantial reason i.e. I stole your boyfriend / I stole your stuff / I insulted or questioned your capabilities both directly and indirectly.
  2. I openly say I hate you. Tom Cruise, if by any chance you're reading this, well then you may apply.
  3. I have spoken to you in a rude manner. Thus, it goes without saying you have to be someone I have actually spoken to.
  4. I was very insensitive towards you when you needed a friend.
  5. I was selfish ALL THROUGH OUT our friendship / relationship / acquaintance.
If any or all of the 5 terms above apply to you, let me know. In case I haven't yet figure out you hate me. It's starting to get quite a handful keeping tracks of the names and reasons.

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